They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.