I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
Bob SagetI'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
Bob SagetFull House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
Bob Saget