My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.