My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.