I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

Everyone I love I pay.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.