I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.