Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
Valuable people are undervalued.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.