I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.
At the end of the day it's the end of the day.
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.