The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.