What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.