What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.