If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!