Some dead people said smart stuff.
Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.