If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.