I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.