The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.