The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.