Some dead people said smart stuff.

Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.