Some dead people said smart stuff.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.