Some dead people said smart stuff.

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.