I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.