When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

Valuable people are undervalued.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.