Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.