Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.