The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.