The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

I love my mom! You can too for $12!

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.