I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.