I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.