I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.