I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

I love my mom! You can too for $12!

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.