I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.