What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.