The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
Bob SagetA good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
Bob SagetI'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
Bob Saget