I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.