Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

Women don't have to be jealous of other women.

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.