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That just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.

I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those lazy bastards in their bed for 18 hours a day, five dishes a day on a menu to choose from, playing soccer every day, going to the gym, watching movies.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.