Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

Amy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to please call her. I doubt this is the best way to communicate with Amy - she should try spelling it out in lines of cocaine.