Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.

That's the problem in my industry. Anyone can go and open a f - ing hotel. Anyone can go and buy a restaurant. It's not like a doctor or a lawyer, you need certain qualifications. That's the issue.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.