I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.