I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

Women don't have to be jealous of other women.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.