I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.