It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.

I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.