I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.
Chelsea HandlerParis Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Itโs the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
Chelsea HandlerI can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.
Chelsea HandlerPeople always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.
Chelsea Handler