My message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.

For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.

I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.