I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.

A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing. And you just kind of have it.

I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have breasts we can't show them?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.