My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.

People always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.

As you get older, then you finally come back around full circle when you don't give a s - anymore and you decide I'm going to just tell the truth to everybody. I don't give a s - if anybody likes me.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl