When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.