No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the Bahamas in July. What happened to the good old days when a guy would just saw you in half?

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.