I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.