I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.

I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?

We women have to stick together.