Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy; you wouldn't want to pass it on to anyone else for fear he or she might not be able to bear it. It's the pain of being betrayed by a person with whom you've fallen in love. It's not as serious as death, but it feels a whole lot like it, and as I've come to learn, pain is pain any way you slice it.

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

I was so frivolous for so many years. It was so much fun, but you feel guilty about the brain energy you use to think about whether some celebrity was sleeping with another celebrity. The conjecture that goes along with that. You feel like your mind has been shot apart.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.