Boy George has been charged with falsely imprisoning a man who'd gone to his apartment to pose for photographs. Going to Boy George's house to get your picture taken is like going to David Copperfield's island for a radio opportunity.

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.