Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.
The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.
A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing. And you just kind of have it.
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.
Amy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to please call her. I doubt this is the best way to communicate with Amy - she should try spelling it out in lines of cocaine.