The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

Boy George has been charged with falsely imprisoning a man who'd gone to his apartment to pose for photographs. Going to Boy George's house to get your picture taken is like going to David Copperfield's island for a radio opportunity.

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.