As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.