Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.
Chelsea HandlerI don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.
Chelsea HandlerA lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
Chelsea HandlerI think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
Chelsea Handler