David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.
Chelsea HandlerIt's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.
Chelsea HandlerIf you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
Chelsea Handler