I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

I want to start saying bad words all the time!

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.

Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.