I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.