I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking about what they see. But we seldom talk about what we feel.

You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.