I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.