Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'