You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got an Afro and you go "Fight the power" people will follow you. If you got a Jheri curl, people just laugh.

You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !