The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like theyโre not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, "If youโd done that in the movie, youโd have won an Oscar, girl."
Chris RockThe thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.
Chris Rock