I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

Guys play characters that won't grow up and something catastrophic happens and they have to grow up to save the day - that's pretty much what today's comedy is about.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.