Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'