Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.

Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read with all this light.' Nobody give a fk about dads!

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.