A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.