We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'