We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.