He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.