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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.