There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.