We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.