We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.