We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.