We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.