We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.