We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?