We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.