Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.