Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?