Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.