Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
What kind of FBI agent are you?
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.