Let me play a Man in a scene.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.