Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

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