I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.