I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.