Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
Let me play a Man in a scene.
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.