I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!