I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'