I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.