I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.