I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me