Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.