Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.