Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.