People alive are better than people not alive.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.