The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.