Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
I love it when the coffee's done!
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.