The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

I love it when the coffee's done!

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.