At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
I love it when the coffee's done!
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.