The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.