The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!

Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.