The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.