The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.